Showing posts with label krankworxs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label krankworxs. Show all posts

Friday, August 20, 2010

Riders point of view

What is easy is watching and critiquing, huge difference when you are the one slinging your leg over the bike with all the pressure. Best web series going, no music nothing besides what it is.

 

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Yankees!

I am betraying my own Country when I post this up, but I think it is unfair to keep lying to the world.

You guys want to know why us Canadians -Especially the WEST- Kick ass in any Big Mountain free ride event?

Because we shove cans of Kokanee up our birds asses!



It is what we do and how we achieve so much air. Screw RedBull, this is the feast of Champions the night of any event.

This is a rigourous and intense cross training technique, developed by our fore fathers of the north Shore.

I have outlined the program in order below:


Score Last Kokanee after cooking the bird:


Bring along personal trainer / motivator / saftey advisor:


Attend Luggage Cart Saftey Seminar:



Ignore Luggage Cart Saftey Seminar:



Strengthen legs by running like hell as team mates get caught:



Stretch muscles and loosen up in a Crack Dance:


Seek out Giant Kokanee for meditation and a place to digest Special Canadian diet




Wake up, make left over Sandwiches, Ride, Repeat!

Enjoy your Girly Man Thanksgiving America!