If anyone is reading our contact page and reading the part about how we answer every email, well I lied.
I am shunned from my own email and it has been a week plus since I took a peek so hopefully no one is needing help and getting silence.
You can email me via email@example.com and I'll see it pronto.
So bare with me and I will be there to reply to the firstname.lastname@example.org I promise.
In the meantime, check out this site, it will blow your mind while you wait for my response!
http://www.watching-grass-grow.com/ seriously, click it, you will love it.