Squirrels are assholes, have proof!

This email made me laugh because it was so random so why not share it with the masses!  Sadly most the emails that come in are random as hell but lets look at Marshalls email in order of how it came in.

 

I sent him this potential ad campaign that I was going to launch, I thought it got the point across!

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STRAITLINE COMPONENTS

We may be small but we have BIG hearts!

Hang with the best Ride Straitline!

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Dude that squirrel cracks me up. My buddy just got taken out by a squirrel while riding street. He was just pedaling to the skate park and one ran in his wheel and he ended up waking up in the ER.  He should love the photo ( he runs Straitline pedals and levers too) Best part is the city worker that took his bike for him kept both half’s of the squirrel. 

Marshall

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F****d up story... rad actually. Can I blog that? I hate squirrels, they are pro deekers -  left, right, stop, left, run back to the curb! People need to be alerted that they are assholes!

Greg

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Go for it. He ended up breaking his hand and his helmet. I sent him a photo like this.  What else would a best friend do during a time of need?  Scary thing is there is a bunch of them on e-bay? Dude…..you can get anything  on ebay, even a squirrel butt.

http://cgi.ebay.com/TAXIDERMY-WORKING-FOX-GREY-SQUIRREL-MT-LOG-CABIN-DECOR-/360220200507?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item53decc0e3b

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I took a duck to my face once but that email was too funny not to share!

Greg

Custom Bike Builds!!

You know what we love but I find too little time to post them in a organized manner? Customer feedback and bike build shots.

Here is Rick, the head welder from Intense Bikes speaking like the trucker that he is…

“Hey Greg,

I got the parts today, mother***er, you guys are good !!

Do me a favor and tell the guy who runs your machine shop he is THE man !!!

Thanks again, pics soon.

R.”

Big compliment coming from those guys.

Here is a thread on the build with a 951  dressed in spacers, stem and pedals.

And this just came in too sharing a similar color scheme.  Marshalls pinner, sent in his bike decked in Straitline gear too, you may notice the angles on his build to be almost as dialed as The 951.

“Hey Greg!

How’s the great white north?  You been lucky enough to go see any of the games?

I just threw together a little MTB for my 6 year old and he is railing the thing. Dam kid has already nabbed my stem J

Thought you would get a kick out of his rig. His favorite thing is “sending it” which usually consists of a 18” rock drop, ha ha, good times.

Marshall”